the head on the door

c-c-caught myself

Dec 10, 2008

9:22 PM

I generally do stupid things, to hurt people, to hurt myself, for fun. But today I did something stupid to the extent where it was genius and hilariously amazing. I lied that I had thrush to stay home. Not funny? Go to hell. I find lying about possessing vaginal or genital infections is funny. I know, "Not so funny when it actually occurs". Chill. But now my mother thinks my genitals are dirty and that's I've had sexual intercourse. I've learnt my lesson today, swear. It's one of the few things I've learnt today:

1. Robert Pattinson cannot sing (Sorry baby, you just can't)
2. Thrush isn't funny

That's all, now it's time to play with my thrush cream HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE