the head on the door

courtship disaster

Feb 5, 2009

11:06 PM

everyday seems the same, school, home work, the daily toilet break with my frankie(that grosses you all out doesn't it?)school home work, it doesn't seem like anything interesting ever happens. school's the same thing everyday, home is the same thing everyday, sheer pain, world war 3. my mother has flown off the vietnam and has left me here with three cans of corn and a few packets of salt and butter, a younger sister and an occasional dad that walks into the house, nazi's on all our arses then walks back out that green door of mine. but other than that, im parent-less and home alone, and my dear paedophiles, come near me and ill kung fu panda on your arse. i've also applied for the most amazing place to apply for work experience, but im not telling you yet, because it will be shameful if they happen to not accept me. honestly, who wouldn't want a asian midget ranga in their workplace, its insane, it's a must-have this season! so, goodnight and goodbye until tomorrow, my readers, which maybe probably end up being some poor, uninspired and bored kid in Europe who has nothing else better to do every day. (No offense english kids, love love all)

love josephine